The Lame-O-Metre

This is our lameometre. Actually, it's one of many - we need to keep them in stock because they're always breaking because of the overload of lamers we get in the channel. Since our debut in Net Mag as "the" help channel, we have had hoardes of lamers flocking to our welcome mat. Needless to say, this had quite a dampening affect on the lameometre - this highly sensitive piece of machinery kept pegging and blowing out. Luckily, we have had less and less lamers since then, but we still get up there some nights when the moon is blue and everyone is seemingly having problems with their tar.

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